officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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(via pizza)

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via pizza)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

thisshitfunny:

company gm: so what are your skills or talents 

me: 

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company gm: wooooo shit gotdamn boi 

(via homophobic)

lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

(via hi)