online:

"if you a bad bitch put your hands up high"

Me:image

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Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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valerieresin:

Me

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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fstw:

gorillamunchies:

good morning

Why did you shoot tupac 😕

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urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

(Source: lesbolution, via puertoricantwink)

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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